ERKLe PRESENTs!
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                             KAEOn
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SUPPLIEd By: SANTa CLAUs
CRACKEd By: THe INFAMOUs STEVe ERKLe HIMSELf!
PACKAGEd By: NABISCO & KEEBLEr ELVEs


GREETINGs & SALUTATIONs:
HUMBLe HO: FINALLy GETTIn SOMe SNATCh In THe BIg HOUSe? DON't FORGEt To BRINg YOUr PICKLe!
HARd CORe: I'd REALLy LIKe To BUy ONe Of THOSe AUTOGRAPHEd SHIRTs..Do YOu ACCEPt FOOd STAMPs? HOw BOUt A TRADe FOr A PAIr Of ER
KLe UNDIEs?? (USEd Of COURSe)
SILENCEr: DON't BENd OVEr FOr THAt SOAp WHEn THEy TAKe YOu AWAy BOy!
TPc; WHo/WHAt ARe YOu GUYs ANYWAy...WHAt 3Rd WORLd COUNTRy DId YOu CRAWl OUt FROm ANYWAYs?
THg: I STILl OWe YOu GUYs A TROJAn!!!
BAd: YOu GUYs MAKe EVEN NERDs LOOk BAd. Go BACk To YOUr MOMMIEs..LITTLe GIRLy BOYs!

            I'VE SEARCHEd FAr ANd WIDe FOr THIs GAMe. I FINALLy FOUNd It On An OBSCURe LITTLe ISLANd In THe SOUTh PACIFIc. I HA
D TRADe 2 Of My BESt BASEBALl CARDs FOr THIs PLUs THe HORn OFf My BICYCLe!
I WAs ALMOSt EATEn By FEROCIOUs MAn EATINg PYGMIEs ANd CHARGEd My FIERCe RHINOCEROCEs In HEAt , NOt To MENTIOn ,PIRRANHa FILLEd
WATERs. ALl In ALl WELl WORTh It FOr ALl THe LOYAl ERKLEITEs OUt THERe. JUSt NAMe YOUr FIRSt BORn AFTEr Me!
STEVERINo
ENJOy!